Seinfeld to Pitch for Microsoft? SERENITY NOW!

“Serenity now! Serenity now!” - Frank

“What is that?” - George

“The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say ‘serenity now!’” - Frank

“Are you supposed to yell it?” - George

“The man on the tape wasn’t specific.” - Frank

This I cannot believe. Jerry Seinfeld has reportedly signed on with Microsoft for an advertising campaign designed to counter Apple’s “I’m a Mac” ads.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. What are you thinking? Your favorables were so high when you retired your sitcom. We loved you when you went back on tour. The Amex ads? Great, Jerry, great! We even laughed a little during BeeMovie. But Microsoft? You don’t even like computers!

I’m speechless, Jerry. Speechless! I have no speech.